We don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t …

The San Francisco Giants are more than likely in Los Angeles this evening, doing all the neat superhero things like clearing the smog and deporting Justin Bieber.

TP Wars!

This is what happens with your plys reply to one another

Naughty monster

Well, at least he’s not over 10 stories tall. Still, he seems a bit too forward, even for a reptile. What does he have to offer beyond the heavy breathing and probing? Inter-species dating has its own set of unique problems.

“Misery” in the bookstore: Looking for Paul Sheldon

Live, great, nuts. All it needs a cockadoody sledgehammer, right? If you don’t know what’s going on, think Kathy Bates’ character in “Misery”, a rather nutty nurse-turned-psychopath who treats James Caan to a bit of the ol’ medical ailments, spam meatloaf and endless nights of Liberace.  Bates won an Oscar for her performance, and might enjoy this little homage.

Barnes and Noble has never been so exciting!

Moguls under fire

It’s bad enough that moguls are bad for your knees, right?

Question of the day

This is something every SF Giants and SF 49ers fan has been asking for the past 4-5 years, although I’m not sure if Amy G — even as a homer — is any better.

Ultra unko

Romance Novel Template #1 – Her Disruptive PMS (part 1)

The basic rules of romance novel writing is simple:  The male should always be wealthy, stunningly handsome, driven with a purpose, prone to many mistresses and incapable of distinguishing between rape and forceing sex from a woman mouthing “NO!”.  Once you understand these principles, the rest is as simple as filling in Mad Libs.

Just a friendly reminder …

From the Oxford (MI) Film Festival.

Mobile Chia

Not just any Smart Car from London! This beauty is totally eco, and would you really notice if someone took a hot poker and seared a hole into your car? Even if you do notice, you could fluff up the leaves to hide the flaws. A better alternative to the Yugo exterior, which always looked like baked dirt.

Of course, my friend Substitute reminded me that this Chia car looks a bit like the weed covered van that Cheech & Chong drove over the border in “Up In Smoke”.  Good call!